You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

whats green and slimy? green slim

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Jack Stevens

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Caolan and Eamon

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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