- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Praise Paisley

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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