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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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