WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Justin with a hat.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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