Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

A woman wears a dress.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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