Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

Religion.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

What's brown and sticky A stick

A blonde dies Lololol

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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