Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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