- Anti Joke

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

what to call someone thats gay zak

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.