- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)