Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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So does Blake

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Blacks

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Two planes walk into an office building

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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