- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

Yo mama's fat.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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