what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

I hate blackniggers

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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