- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Dance is a sport

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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