- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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