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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Drew Knowles is gay

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A man walks into a bar

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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A father had three children Rose Daisy and Cinderblock. Rose comes up to her father and asks"daddy why am i named Rose?' the father answered"well when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head"Rose Reply's "oh thats nice" and walk's away. the Daisy comes up and ask's "Daddy! why am i named Daisy!" the Dad answered "well. when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head" Daisy Replied" oh ok i guess" and walked away. Then Cinderblock came up and asked "duuuhhhd" and the father simply replied" Shut up Cinderblock".

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A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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