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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Justin beiber's penis

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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