- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

A paralysed man falls over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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