Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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my mind's eye?

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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AIDS

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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