what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Anti Joke

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