Knock, Knock! Go away!

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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when debbie meets downer

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Black People

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Women's rights

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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