- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

You bumder!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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