Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Pickles

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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