Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

a man makes a bad joke

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

your face

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

1+1=2

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

what to call someone thats gay zak

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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