A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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The government

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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