Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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The WNBA

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