What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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