- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

A baby seal walks into a club.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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