How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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I hate blackniggers

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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