When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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