Imagine a scenario Add a Rhubarb Crumble into your scenario Add your mother and father sitting together watching the news in your scenario. Your scenario should take place in an old people's home Add an Olympic athlete doing the splits into your scenario If there were any crane-flies in your scenario, be sure to subtract them at once. Divide your scenario by two. Your scenario should now be a mental image of flying horses and a hippopotamus eating a large salmon mousse. There will be a pig tied to a pair of sunglasses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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