Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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N-E Pats never cheated

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Get it? More.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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