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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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