Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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Bob Saget that is all

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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Trump will make America great again.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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