Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

A Fat Kenyan

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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