How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Jebron Lames.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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