Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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