how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

speak now or forever hold your pee

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

Robin, get in the batmobile

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Equal rights!

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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