- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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