if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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