- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What's your blood type? Red.

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