What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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