- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

LO AND BEHOLD!

Womens rights

im telling maguire

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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