- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

knock knock Goodbye

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??