Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

A paralysed man falls over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Anti Joke

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