- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Christianity.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Daniel is a fag

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

cats are pussies

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