I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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