Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

What's red and funny? The holocaust

your mom gave me head.....phones

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

what happened to your carpool? they died.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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