- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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