A black man has a job.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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