In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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A man walked into a bar owch

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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A women left the kitchen.

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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