- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What is 9+10? 19

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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