Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

whats worse than gill? nothing

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Anti Joke

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