- Anti Joke

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

whats green and slimy? green slim

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.