roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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women's rights

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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