My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Your mom.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

The Big Band Theory

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Chris is hairy

Blacks

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Anti Joke

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