Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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