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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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