- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

your mom is so stupid she got raped

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

im telling maguire

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

LO AND BEHOLD!

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Womens rights

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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