- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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