A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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