Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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