- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

WOw you have no life

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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