Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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bologna

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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A van drives into a car.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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This sentence is a lie.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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