Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

why did the zebra cross the road?

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Anti Joke

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