why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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