- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

osama bin laden is dead

So FDR walks into a bar.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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