- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have read the terms and conditions

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Chris is hairy

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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