- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

You know whats funny Aids

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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