- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

13 =B you just learned something

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

What comes after 69? 70

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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