- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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