- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

Honk if you're Amish!

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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