Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Chris is hairy

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Your mom.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Blacks

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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The Big Band Theory

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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