Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Republicans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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