- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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