a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

The GOV and the WHO?

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

you dint have to be a jew matt

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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