His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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robin, get in the car.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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knock knock There's no door

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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Ms Leong Sux

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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I walk into a bar...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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