- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

knock knock Goodbye

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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