- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

don't just stand there

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Obama walks into a hospital....

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Tilt your screen back

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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