- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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