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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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