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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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