- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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