Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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