- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

A French man gets into a fight

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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