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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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