- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

women's rights

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Wait! hundred billions!

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??