- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do at a club? You club.

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

if you don't like this you're gay

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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