What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

i just pooped that is all!

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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